----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Codename: Kris - Real Estate (Secret) Agent
Mission: should you choose to accept it, is a successful home-selling/buying experience. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Kris Vanyi, your soon-to-be favorite overt real estate operative of the highest order. I come bearing absolute loyalty, smarts, utmost care, and a dash of humor to lighten up your mood and get your home sold or help you buy one (or three, or 365 / one for each day of the year) – if you so desire.
While I am newer to the business, I have a lot of energy, enthusiasm, and dedicated time available for you. I also have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career (no, I can neither confirm nor deny what that career was). Skills that make me a dream Real Estate Secret Agent for you.
With the hundreds of years combined experience backup of the Elite Expert Support Team of Century 21 New Millennium DC (I have them on speed dial), I can quickly find answers and get any hot situations resolved that may come up during your home selling/buying mission.
Here’s a sneak peek into my classified capabilities:
Now, I’m not just here to talk about myself (though it’s a pretty fun topic). I’m excited to hear about YOUR dreams. Let’s discuss your real estate desires, and together, we’ll craft a plan that’s as foolproof as a well-orchestrated covert spy operation.
Would it be a mission-impossible idea to invite you for your choice of beverage or dessert to kick things off?
Looking forward to hearing from you by email, phone call, text message, smoke signals, morse code, or any other type of message encrypted with your favorite cipher.